Lost in Translation

Remember the good old times going to the movies? Remember how subtitles are so funny back then? Maybe it is still funny now. It's been a while since I last went to a cinema (the last movie I went was "something gotta give". Yup, ancient.. boohoo me). That's not the point. Just imagine how these phrases would sound if you translate ot directly into Bahasa Melayu.

What the hell happened here? - Neraka apa yg terjadi disini?

Cut the crap!!! - Potong tahi itu!!

Damn that bitch!! - Celaka anjing betina itu!!

God Damnit!! - Dilaknat tuhan!!

Keep the change - Simpan tukaran itu.

You have save my ass - Kau telah jimatkan punggung aku.

This is all bullshit!! - Ini semua tahi kerbau!!

They left in a flash - Mereka kekiri dengan pancaran kilat

Ready, aim, fire !! - Sedia, tuju, api!!

and many more..

Oh well, as if they want to pay a certified subtitlist for the job. As long as the profit is not affected.

Sorry guys, I really have nothing better to write for now
. Enjoy.

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